It’s redneck week here at BNZ4BOZO (I know, pretty classy of me, right?).

WLLY, you and your touring edition, Coca-Cola Cruiser are almost too cherry-red for words. Almost. I’ll give it a shot.

WLLY, where in all of San Bernardino did you find that stylin, studly fake spare housing? And, complete with Chrysler logo? Yes, that may become a collectors item, a reference to a time of lameness.

WLLY, did the add-ons for the car cost more than the car itself?

WLLY, do you smile and chuckle every time you see your ride?

And, WLLY, is that compact?